God Hates Shrimp
It is certain now.
Prawns, mussels, clams, lobsters, oysters are all abominations before the Lord!
More or less like gay people.
Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
Amazing! Simply amazing.
The Big Lebowski as a Shakespeare play. Someone really should act this one.

BONNIE: I mean only the wind in thine own maw in this case; blow, then, serve your turn and cool my hot temper.
THE KNAVE: Sayst thou that I must blow upon thy foot, painted lady?
BONNIE: I ask this deed of you thrice now; and that which a damsel craves constantly is the service of a tongue most moved in capability. Look to my foot; I cannot reach that far. Blow, wind!
THE KNAVE: I fear thy charms. Will not thy consort mind If I bestow his lady fair my wind?
BONNIE: Nay, there’s naught for which Oliver carest; He mindeth not, for he’s a nihilist.
(Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, by Adam Bertocci)
Browser Pong
The best popup usage I've seen so far.
Disable the blocker and just go for it. (Don't forget to reenable it when you've finished)
Browser Pong (via boingboing)
Continuity
The smartest game in months. It driven me man for a whole night of play :D
It's a puzzle platformer, as the author defines it. You have to arrange the areas so that the character can reach the key(s) and then exit through the door. Simply brilliant!
Continuity (via Offworld)
1941 – Chef Donald
For the ones of you that checked yesterday's recipe here is a funny cartoon I always think about during the "Second and Third Eggs In" step :þ
Chef Donald
Have fun!
Muppet’s Bohemian Rhapsody
Muppet's Bohemian Rhapsody
What can I say? It's pure genius!
Here a 1080 version. Here the original music. Here the original video.
(via boingboing)
To Prague. 27/11. Luton.
Luton Airport Parkway.
I'm out of the train now. It's cold. Very. Why Luton is always so cold?
Four flights of stairs. One up. Three down. The gate eats my ticket. It was to LPW not the airport.
One pound and I get a brand new one for the shuttle.
10 minutes ride. 28 past 9.
Check in. There's just two of us in the queue. Amazing!
The gate closes at 10:45. I packed the backpack by myself. No, I've not stuffed my baggage with dangerous mixable chemical compounds or sharp objects.
15 to 10. It's breakfast time!
The "restaurant" offers a standard english breakfast. With eggs, sausages, hash brown, baked beans, bacon, mushrooms and roasted tomato. They are out of sausages, hash brown and tomatoes. Let's check M&S.
BLT & a pint of orange juice. Rigorously freshly squeezed. Everything is soooo organic in here. Very "Everywhere" :D
The sandwich is good as usual. The orange juice too. I'm erethic perhaps but don't actually get the difference between organic and "plain old (cheap) crap".
There's a Caffè Nero outside. Just close to the public ashtrays in the smoking zone. An espresso please, double. It's warm. Reassuring in the cold outside. Matches well with the cigarette.
10:15. Let's go to the departure gates. Boarding card check. Security check. No, I have no liquids. No, there's no laptop in the backpack. My pockets are empty. My belt, the phones, the wallet, the coin holder and my frontal lobes are in the tray. Yes, I'll take off my boots.
Nothing beeps. I gather my stuff and move on.
The lounge. A bench. The departure informations panel. "Wait in Lounge". Waiting. 12 to 11. Now.
To Prague. 27/11. Morning.
Wake up call at 06:15.
Coffee. Long, hot and black.
While the kettle was boiling had some humus. I was hungry. Yesterday's night spliff?
So, the coffee. The loo. The backpack.
Three pairs of sox. Three trunks. A shirt. A sweeter. Pajama and t-shirt. The Chrono Trigger's azure one. The chocolate I bought yesterday from Hotel Chocolat. Cables for iPhone and Blackberry. The USB adapter. Something else I don't recall right now.
Another cup of joe and then dressing up. It's already half past seven.
Trousers: Uniqlo's kaki ones from last year. I so need to go shopping.
Shirt: the white and yellow table cloth one.
Sweater: scottish lamb wool. Überwarm. Prague is cold. I'm going to die in the Victoria line's guts.
Shoes: the usual boots I use this days.
Flatmate is up. 15 to 8. Having breakfast on the sofa. Hope he washes the dishes before going out. Actually, who cares? I'm out till Monday :D
Getting out at 10 to 8. Chilly air. The breath freezes in pufs of smoke. Nice. I like it.
Cigarette on the way to the station. Adriana cafe. 08:01. The train should be at 08:06. Good.
Touch in. Stairs. Train. It's hot in here. Shitload of people. Only two stops. A nice redhead lurks over her boyfriend shoulder. LöL.
Highbury and Islington. King's Cross-St. Pancras.
Crossing the station. Ticket. Why the guy before me in lines is always such an idiot? It's a ticket machine not rocket science. Read the frigging on screen instruction. Ticket. Train.
The doors close just a second before me and a woman reach them. The guy says that there's another one downstairs "platform b".
Stairs. Platform b. Train. Now.
Testing iPhone interface
I'm in the office. Using my iPhone.
Let's try with a picture too.

So 80s
I know, I know, he is so 80s :þ
And we’re finally up and running!
My new home is finally (strong concept for less then ½ and hour of work) up.
Let's see what is going to happen now :D


